We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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