A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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