if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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