A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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