hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
