I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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