i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
where am i from again
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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