Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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