Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
