Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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