Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what if I'm pregnant?
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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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