i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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