i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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