omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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