omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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