"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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