Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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