oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Can Purell be used as lube?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
