I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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