Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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