I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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