i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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