The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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