Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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