what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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