i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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