Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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