I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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