we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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