no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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