May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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