At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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