My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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