Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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