Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize