So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.