If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.