why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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