you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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