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(865): View more from Tennessee

Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?

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(815): View more from Illinois

if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.

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(831): View more from California

No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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(601): View more from Mississippi

"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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(309): View more from Illinois

I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.

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(626): View more from California

I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?

(949): View more from California

OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.

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(205): View more from Alabama

All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.

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(207): View more from Maine

We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.

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