My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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