do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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