sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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