For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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