Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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