so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor