Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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