In the future we'll all be gay
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job