i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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