What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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