I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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