dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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