she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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