Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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