You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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