THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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