I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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