I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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