Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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